I’ve done 13 of 35 stupid things

I was tagged by Cai.  I have some time to spare for the meme, so I’m doing this before laziness hits me.

1. Start at 'start copy here'.
2. Put an X on the things you've done.
3. Tag how-many-[X]s people.
4. Post with title "I've done ___*how-many-[X]* of 35 stupid things".

*start copy here*
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have fell out/off of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
I bet all moms know this. I actually noticed the similarity after singing these songs over and over to my baby. 
[ ]You just tried to sing them.

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] Your hair is/was blond.
[ ] You've put metal in the microwave.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling when you wake up.
[ ] You've fallen asleep in class. 
[x] You have tripped over your own feet.

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[ ] You have forgotten to breathe. Is this valid?  I bet everyone doesn’t think about breathing.
[ ]You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. 
[ ] You have eaten a bug
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something else. I am taking this test because I want to do something. Heh!
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand. 
It happened last week!  I was looking for my hair in all possible places inside our house only to find it worn like bracelet in my wrist.

[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you dont.
[x] You break a lot of things.
Not really plenty, but well…
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[ ] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures or words in the texture of the ceiling.
Yeahhh! I see figures.
[ ] The word "uh" is used many times a day.
I uh haven't noticed uh….

*end copy here*

It's tagging time now!  I hope the people I'll tag hasn't been tagged before yet!

Linky love here we go:

Onyxx
Abby
Marielle
Lazarus
Darlene
Aileen
Jeanette
Sweetie
Little Pea
Lutchi
Maria
Juliana
the last but not the least, lucky 13th is YOU!